What I learned today

What I learned today 8/14/13

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Here are some of the off beat things that I learned today, some of which may be as a result of playing with a 3-year-old girl with a very active imagination:

– You can’t suplex a piranha.

– You can kill an imaginary rooster and have it turned into chicken strips at Bojangles.

–  If you have a light on, you can sleep in a crocodile pit.

– Today is not my Oreo day.