Here are some of the off beat things that I learned today, some of which may be as a result of playing with a 3-year-old girl with a very active imagination:
– You can’t suplex a piranha.
– You can kill an imaginary rooster and have it turned into chicken strips at Bojangles.
– If you have a light on, you can sleep in a crocodile pit.
– Today is not my Oreo day.